Apparently there was a TV programme recently about these people - I missed it but just a glance at the online photographs from the programme were enough to convince me that if my DH suddenly confessed to this particular fetish I would not be happy to go along with it.
The conversation meandered as they do to what I will coyly call "dungeon love" (my mum reads this blog!) in the style of Mr Grey.
I admitted that in a way I would love a Mr Grey of my own - if you haven't read the 50 shades books let me explain. He's a young, handsome, ridiculously rich man who insists his girlfriends sleep a lot, eat well and let him take them shopping. Where do I sign up?
OK I wouldn't be happy about the dungeon love related pain but let's face it - anyone who knows me in real life knows I do not exactly fit into a submissive role anyway.
I spend much of my life enforcing rules, being strict and being in charge of the children. I use tone of voice and body language to make sure they know who is top dog. Generally a look or a sharp word is enough to get at least the younger ones to step back into line when they get a bit cheeky. If all I had to do to make a living out of these skills was squeeze into some PVC and lead guys around on dog leads I think I'd be a natural.
Admittedly many of the skills I have mentioned here equally apply to me being a good dinner lady at school which is appealing in that I wouldn't have to talc my clothes to get into them or wear high heels which frankly make my tired old feet hurt.
Yes in restrospect I think ordering businessmen with a fetish for bossy woman around would get rather dull -I think I'll use my powers for good instead and save my best Paddington Bear hard stares for the kids when they are messing about in public.